May’s Bizarre Holidays

  1. Mother Goose Day
  2. Fire Day
  3. Lumpy Rug Day
  4. National Candied Orange Peel Day
  5. National Hoagie Day
  6. Beverage Day
  7. International Tuba Day
  8. No Socks Day
  9. Lost Sock Memorial Day
  10. Clean Up Your Room Day
  11. Eat What you Want Day
  12. Limerick Day
  13. Leprechaun Day
  14. National Dance Like a Chicken Day
  15. National Chocolate Chip Day
  16. Wear Purple for Peace Day
  17. Pack Rat Day
  18. Visit Your Relatives Day
  19. Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
  20. Eliza Doolittle Day
  21. National Memo Day
  22. Buy A Musical Instrument Day
  23. Penny Day
  24. National Escargot Day
  25. National Tap Dance Day
  26. Grey Day
  27. Body Painting Arts Festival Day
  28. National Hamburger Day
  29. End of the Middle Ages Day
  30. My Bucket’s Got A Hole In It Day
  31. National Macaroon Day

April’s Bizarre Holidays

  1. One Cent Day
  2. National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
  3. Don’t Go to Work Unless It’s Fun Day
  4. Tell A Lie Day
  5. Go For Broke Day
  6. Sorry Charlie Day
  7. No Housework Day
  8. All Is Ours Day
  9. Winston Churchill Day
  10. Golfers Day
  11. Eight-Track Tape Day
  12. Look Up at the Sky Day
  13. Blame Somebody Else Day
  14. National Pecan Day
  15. Rubber Eraser Day
  16. National Eggs Benedict Day
  17. National Cheeseball Day
  18. International Jugglers Day
  19. National Garlic Day
  20. Look Alike Day
  21. Kindergarten Day
  22. National Jelly Bean Day
  23. Read Me Day
  24. National Pigs in a Blanket Day
  25. National Zucchini Bread Day
  26. National Pretzel Day
  27. Tell A Story Day
  28. Great Poetry Reading Day
  29. National Shrimp Scampi Day
  30. National Honesty Day
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March’s Bizarre Holidays

  1. National Pig Day
  2. Old Stuff Day
  3. I Want You to Be Happy Day
  4. Holy Experiment Day
  5. National Frozen Food Day
  6. National Crown Roast of Pork Day
  7. Be Nasty Day
  8. Panic Day
  9. Festival of Life in the Cracks Day
  10. Johnny Appleseed Day
  11. Alfred Hitchcock Day
  12. Jewel Day
  13. National Potato Chip Day
  14. Buzzard’s Day
  15. Everything You Do Is Right Day
  16. Submarine Day
  17. Supreme Sacrifice Day
  18. Poultry Day
  19. Festival of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
  20. Fragrance Day
  21. National Goof-Off Day
  22. Organize Your Home Office Day
  23. National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
  24. Waffle Day
  25. Make Up Your Own Holiday Day
  26. National ‘Joe’ Day
  27. Something on a Stick Day
  28. Festival of Smoke and Mirrors Day
  29. I am in Control Day
  30. National Clams on the Half Shell Day